so wow, im sure you've all heard this one, but i was reeeal proud of it. cuz im sooo bad at thinking of snappy answers with my kilt. so anyway, i was at rehearsal for my show at school, and my director (who's a student, whom i dont like very much atall), said "so, whats under your skirt?" and i said "the same as you, friend, but muuuuuuuuch bigger!!"
it was bloody f-ing brilliant!!
You know to his dismay you were right as we all know you have to have a good set to wear a Kilt 
.Did he say anything back? FIle a few more of those for other such occasions.
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