Over the years I've tried a few times to find an instructor to teach me to play the pipes. It sure would make the answer to one of the FAQ's more fun (i.e. "Do you play the bagpipes?") and would give me something useful to do when the neighbor's kids are playing their stereo too loudly.

I found someone in Philly about a year or so ago on some web site indexing bagpipe instructors but the contact info was outdated so no contact was made.