Quote Originally Posted by Shay
If a kilted guy in dreads came thumping at my door demanding money, I'd politely offer him a lemonade and ask where he got the lovely kilt, what he uses to keep the frizzies away, you know, make conversation, and while he wasn't looking, smash him in the head with our cast-iron skillet yelling, "Say hello to my well-seasoned friend!!"

You have taught us well!

Back on topic- I've said it before- I'm in the 'no kilt appeared in a vaccuum' group, and even if the Vikings did have something that looked like kilts, they didn't call them kilts, and that makes all the difference.
Heck, if offered lemonade I'd just have to tell them you weren't home. Off on vacation somewhere, perhaps seeing the Fjords on some Viking holiday, off trying to find skirt wearing berserkers.