Quote Originally Posted by An t-Ileach
It's encouraging to see that we have really cultured people on this forum: fans of both Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett take things to a higher level.
well, it is due to the kilt...here is why

"Due to increase air circulation and available oxygen to the stereotypical male brain, people wearing kilts tend to be more intelligent, and more able-bodied than their pants-wearing breatheren"