...so I mentioned earlier that I attended the Memorial Day Parade the other day wearing kilt and sporran...there was a guy across the parking lot (with the Boy Scouts, I think) who was wearing his khaki's and fanny pack...'cept it was a rather large fanny pack and he was wearing it on the front of his trousers...so it looked more like a very ambitious (and embarassing) codpiece than a fanny pack....he, of course, was totally oblivious to the illusion that his standing there in profile with arms akimbo was presenting.

Now one of my friends - she's a fellow ex-school board member and the mom of my son's girlfriend - has not taken well to my wearing the kilt...in point of fact, she's gotten downright strange about it and keeps refering to it as a skirt (and I'm tired of correcting her)...so I pointed the fanny-pack-codpiece guy out and said, "..you know, you're right...maybe I should dress like that guy." She just got very quiet and her husband and my wife and I fell out laughing.

So go with the sporran instead of the fanny pack...

...but if you MUST wear a fanny pack, wear it on your FANNY....please...


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AA