Last night as we were preparing to go to dinner, my wife asked "aren't you going to wear your kilt? I looked at her and she said "I thought you said you wanted to wear it out more often." So I donned the kilt, hose, flashes, shirt and fly. We went to dinner at Pacifica, which is a nice Oriental restaurant. {and this is where it gets really wierd} There were three YOUNG women checking me out. { I swear I'm not lying. HAD to be the kilt!} One even came over to the table to talk to us. I told her about our Burns Night and about the DEKS, So she invited DEKS to come to the Pacifica. She was one of the Hostesses, and she kept leading people around past our table. When we left she said "come back and see me!" Know I know that I am just a fat old fart, But a young Goodlooking Laddie in kilt could have himself a wonderful time in Memphis!
After that we went to Wal-mart, where I received even more admiring looks from the ladies, Young and old. There were 2 Young lassies, {aobut 16 or so}, and one said to the other as I passed "that is sooo sexy". So laddies with all these women of all ages responding so positively to a fat, Ugly old man, What the heck are you waitin' for?

Everything that I have just written is true! WEAR THE KILT!