Aren't you going to wear your kilt?

**Caradoc** · 6th January 07, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by thescot

Good thing I'm not 30 years younger, slim, and/or handsome. Like Sim, if a fat ugly old fart like me gets that stuff, just think what you young guys would get.

Yeah. We get married.

**Splash_4** · 6th January 07, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by Caradoc

Yeah. We get married.

Yes, we do at that!

**Big Mikey** · 6th January 07, 01:54 PM

Down with trousers of denim and leather,
Give me a kilt the colour of heather.
The lassies will flock from miles all around
In awe of the freedom and style that I've found.
They'll coo and they'll smile as their hearts go pitterpatter.
The poor wee things won't know what is the matter.
I'll just grin and leave before their hearts wilt
Knowing I possess the POWER of the KILT!!