OK this is my 11 year old son last night:

he starts tossing clothes about his room looking for that "perfect" tshirt that will go with his jeans. (This is a child that never cares about his clothes and I'm not sure how any of his tshirts would not match his jeans) After selecting the perfect many shirt he takes a 45 minute shower. Then proceeds to look through his scented body sprays. Narrows the selection down to two and brings them to me.

Son: "Mom, which do you like best"

Me: (chooses the least stinky of the two) "this one"

Son: *Looks closely at the label and grins while reading a portion of the label out loud* "If you spray it they will come" While grasping the bottle in both hands he gets this grin on is face that reminds me of when he would sneak into the candy jar at my mother's house and says as he heads back to his room "Its a magnet.... its a magnet.... its a magnet"

Flip forward to this morning. Boy takes another shower (kid hasn't been this clean since I brought him home from the hospital) gells his hair, sprays way too much of that crap on his body, and tucks a heart shaped box of candy into his back pack before heading off for school.

I am in serious trouble!