the O'Tool brothers are off to the country to do some fishing.
between the two of them they really have brought too much gear considering they are walking.
as they pass an elderly fellow, the chap says,
"you lads will no need all that clap trap to catch fish in these here parts;
you can just stand on a bridge around here and scoop fish out of the water with yer bare hands, so you can."
the O'Tool brothers think this is too good to be true but at the next bridge they give it a try...
Patty takes his brother James by the ankles and hangs him over the bridge.
moments pass.
Patty says "did you catch any fish yet?"
James replies " no not yet, but for God sakes pull me up there's a train comin'!!"