You've probably heard these too...

Fellow walks into a pub in Belfast with a plastic bag under his arms. The bartender asks 'What's that?' 'Six pounds of semtex', he answers. 'thank goodness; I thought it was a bodhran!'" Or: "There was the fiddle player who, while visiting the local pub, was asked for a dollar to help pay for the funeral of a local bodhran player. 'Here's two dollars;' he says 'bury another.'"

and here's me doing a bodhran workshop this weekend!