Congratulations Robert, you win. I shall get a Freedom Kilt first. You don't need the stress of having to hammer out yet another kilt before your vacation. The stress and your recent illness you don't need. Enjoy England, take the time with Ham's kilt kollection come back relaxed.

Now Steve, I'm thinking "Dessert Camouflask", definitely with front slash pockets as it's something I miss from trousers. I leaning toward cargo pockets. It's the rear pockets, that I'm waffling over. I'm thinking that they would ruin the looks of my perfectly formed buttocks.

Opinions rabble please.