10 reason you should buy an FK.

1. Robert is too nice a guy to post here and tout his own fine kilts.
2. Robert makes a far too nice a kilt for the likes of you.
3. Robert needs to make my Hemp kilt first.
4. Robert is going to be too busy because I just spoke to a man who wants kilts for his store and I gave him Roberts phone no.
5. Hemp? What's that? don't they make rope and sandbags from that?
6. Even Graham has a Hemp kilt. Don't you want something no one else has?
7. Robert's one of those polite Canadians and would probably not argue with you when you want "non-standard".
8. Spring is coming and Robert probably wants to ride his motorcycle and not make kilts.
9. Tomorrow is Saturday and Robert probably won't be home to take your order.
10.I beg and grovel better than Robert.