Some of those questions definitely seem a bit far out there. You've got to wonder sometimes. My only experience with doctors and kilts has been through taking my kids in. (Maybe that makes a difference.)

When my daughter broke her arm, got the call at work so I rushed home to pick her up and take her in to the doctor. While there my wife turned up to see how things were going, and upon seeing my kilt, quizzed the doctor about what he thought of men wearing them today.

His response was priceless, for me anyway, since he had recently moved to Utah from Hawaii and it was a very common sight to see men come into the doctor's office wearing lava-lavas and other traditional dress like that, so no worries on his part. At least in this instance, I couldn't thank the doctor enough.