Quote Originally Posted by The Wizard of BC View Post
Let's see, my excuses for the day are:

1) It's my day off.
2) We three kiltmakers are having a strategic planning session.
3) My wife is out of town and I don't have any clean kilt hose.
4) I'm waiting for someone else to tell me to "If I continue acting nice they will send me a free $25.00 kilt".
5) So much Scotch, so little time.
6) The new shop is too far away.
7) I'm waiting for fabric to arrive in the mail.
8) My dog would be lonely if I left.
9) I'm having a bad hair day.
10) It's a plot to make Kilts scarce so the price will go up.
1) Kiltmakers don't have days off
2) Oh, a plan! Gotta love that! who's turn was it to buy the Scotch...I bought the last time.
3) wear sandals and scare your old landlords
4) I'll send you the one I got in the mail from South Asia my cost is $7 for a very similar kilt Wallace Tartan you pay shipping
5) Oh so that's where my bottle of single went
6) Move it into your bedroom
7) Make one out of your shower curtain in the meantime
8) get another dog
9) pluck your eyebrows and you will be normal again
10) don't change a thing