I've read through all of the responses, and I don't think you hit any nerves. It is just the way we write. You have, however, received many options and opinions.
In warm weather, I still like the look and feel of wool, but in a 5 yard knife pleat kilt. I was hesitant to order the first one because of some negative comments from a crusty old (fill in the blank). Now I have two and most people cannot tell the difference.
And I am sure you will not look a "right pillock"

David

And, I am sure you will not look