1. People think you're gay. (Well, what an honor, thank you. I'm proud to support diversity)
Worst thing I have been accused of (by a woman in trousers) was being some kind of transvestite!
2. I don't know if he's wearing anything under his kilt. (That's good, you're not supposed to be looking under there)
I would reply that the answer is available by appointment only and if you conclude No 1 you might be the wrong "appointee" anyway! 
3. A friend said she saw you "hanging out." ( I don't think so. That's anatomically impossible for me. I've come to believe that wishful ladies often mistake my hairy, chubby thighs for my bits. Time for an anatomy lesson)
At last! A chance for an entry in The Guinness Book of World Records! 
4. People have seen your tartan boxer shorts when you're seated. (Well good, then they know what I'm wearing under my kilt and I always wear something under my kilt when at work)
People haven't seen mine - I haven't got such an item!
5. I can't stand to look at him. (Well, then don't)
Well when you are standing you couldn't see the tartan boxers even if I had any on!
6. You're just calling attention to yourself. (Ummm, no. But I think those ladies with the plunging necklines are)
Everyone in some way or another does this - it helps make us a bit more individual.
7. It looks unprofessional. (Didn't they use that line on women when they came to work in pants in the 50's?)
"I work in a kilt shop!" 
So, hope these silly thoughts help others be prepared for the fault-finders in their world.
Ron
Originally Posted by Riverkilt
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