The band was in a parade yesterday. As we marched along the route, I heard someone shout, "Men shouldn't wear skirts!" I had never heard anyone shout this before, but I attribute it to the ignorance of a few people of the "small town-small minded idiot" variety (I'm not saying all small town folk fit this description, but some certainly seem to embrace living the stereotype).
Further along the way, near the end of the parade, a woman shouted, "NICE KNEES!", to which a man from the band called back, "Thank ya, honey!". This brought a smile to my face and sort of erased the first experience!