Quote Originally Posted by Perldog007 View Post
Rubbish, I still say Jerry is an angry old man that has a few decent Jedi mind tricks in his arsenal.

I just know that one day it will wear off and my splendid Weathered MacKenzie will appear as a pizza hut tablecloth that I pilfered myself and was hypnotized into believing that it was a kilt shipped to me. Didn't anybody else watch "The Matrix".

Can't believe I am the only one to figure it out!

I get orders from Jerry in Delaware as fast as or faster than I get from folk in State. The only explanation is Jedi Mind tricks. Everybody knows that Star Trek is fictional, like _duh_

Transporter! you guys are so easily fooled!
I still think Jerry is on the up and up. There are mental abilites involved, however. Jerry seems to know what you will want and has those items on hand. The only reason it's not faster is he has to wait for you to actually order so he can get his money.

You need to know that this is all top secret. I am risking everything by telling you this. Wait, what's that.....a black van has just pulled up outside.