Absurd kilt myths

[Panache]

...AND...I think these kilt police need their own theme song...

You should know better than to tempt me!

Can you tell me why the pleats are swinging?
Kilts have been around for hundreds of years
I've been on X Marks since Wednesday morning
Wednesday morning can't believe my ears!

Kilt police are looking through my closet
Kilt police are ironing out any crease
Rocky at USA Kilts has my deposit
X Marker, show your kilt, it's Kilt police!

Panache taken silly by the many
Panache taken serious by a few
Kilt police are sponsored by Matt Newsome
Matt knows what kilt hose are best for you!

Kilt police- I’ll heed your calling
Kilt police- to tartan I’ll be true
Kilt police- my heritage I’ll be recalling
Recalling for you

Loyal as any freedom loving Scot
I heed the words of the clan chief
Tell me of green hills never to be forgot
Am I in trouble with the Kilt police?

Kilt police are looking through my closet
Kilt police are ironing out any crease
Steve at Freedom Kilts has my deposit
X Marker, show your kilt, it's Kilt police!

They will never understand our Forum
They'll never understand the Kilt police
Kilt police are looking for a quorum
Tartan wool is bolder fabric than fleece

Let me dress in noble Highland Attire
Let me be dress like Hamish across the sea
On the flag pole raise high the Saltire
Let me go on a kilted shopping spree

Kilt police- I’ll heed your calling
Kilt police- to tartan I’ll be true
Kilt police- my heritage I’ll be recalling
Recalling for you


With apologies to Leonard Cohen's "Jazz Police"

Cheers

Jamie