Quote Originally Posted by Captain Karrot View Post
A couple weeks ago while in Orlando with the family on vacation, we went to the Pirate dinner show. I of course went kilted

They pick people from the audience to participate with certain parts of the show. Since I stand out in a crowd, kilted or not, they picked me. They had us walk to the side to explain what to do. While I was standing there, my waitress came up to me from across the room and said with a wink, "You need to be careful of the strut." I said, "So, you noticed?", and she said, "Oh yes...I certainly did!"

They love a man in a kilt!
"Strut" in this case is structural support type of appliance. She did not want you tripping on such an item on stage and answering the question before anyone had a chance to ask it .