Flea Market Kilts

[norfair86]

I went to the local flea market here in San Jose this morning, and somebody recognized me as the guy who's always in a kilt (even though I was wearing pants because it's cold and windy today), and he called me over to his clothing stand. He says "I've got something for you," and he whips out two black Utilikilts! I was shocked. And, they were both my size! I ask him how much, and he says $10 each! I threw a twenty at him and thanked him for stopping me, and now I'm two kilts richer! Plus, I have an AK and a Blaklader kilt in the mail, so I'll be content for a while.

[EDIT]
I have since discovered that one kilt is the Mocker variety (retail around $195 for my size) and the other is a Jean Cut (around $185).