OK Jamie - I never told you about the blue phone - where's the camera?

And that enigmatic twinkle Mister Brown projects, spot on.

And - as it is already here, here, many happy returns for your birthday.

Ardchoille - there are a number of other stories in the off topic section - I am not sure how to go about locating them though - perhaps links can be made by someone more conversant with the system (hint hint)?