I'm sure stuff like this has happened and been posted about hundreds of times, but it's a first for me.

I was doing some last-minute Christmas shopping (kilted) at a large outdoor store and I walk in and was met by the greeter (male):

Greeter: "Good morning, welcome to...hey, what do you wear under that?"[big grin]

Me: I stopped looked him right in the face and said "Why would you want to know?"

Greeter: No longer smiling, now stammering: Uh....well, um...I don't...um [sheepish laugh]...

He now appears the color of a beet and looks like he about to run.

I say "Have a nice day." and walk off to do my shopping.

I giggled for about a half hour over that one.


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