As I mentioned in another thread recently, Scooby (nine years old this month) was asked several times what he wore under his kilt at a party we attended. As I expected "the question" to arise, we had rehearsed some nine year old appropriate answers (no lipstick!) I was asked once, by the husband of one of Scooby's questioners, so that I could give the answer we had rehearsed with a straight face.

At the November NorCal kilt night, when I was the last kiltie left in attendance, a woman said to me "All these men in kilts and here am I without my mirrored shoes." In both cases, the "question" was asked in a humorous, or even flirtatious manner. In such a case, I'd like Scooby to respond in kind.

Bob