.....I just know I am. Nothing good can come of it. OK...so I'm having a kilt problem. When I wear a trad kilt, and take a seat someplace, I've noticed that no matter how well I do a "pleat sweep" to get things under me, I end up with certain...ahem...aspects of the naughty bits in contact with the seat. I especially notice this if I am sitting up to a restaraunt table, or at a barstool. Now I know this is not good form on sooooo many levels , and not that comfortable either, but I'm at a loss. I wear a 23-24" long kilt at 5'11", I'm hitting the mid knee, and I don't have a gigantic keister or anything (45" hips) , sucking up the posterior coverage but it happens consistently. Not a problem with contemporary casual kilts, worn at the pants waist.

Any of you more experienced kilt wearers experience this, or come up with a solution? (besides the anatomically correct barstool...that was a riot!)