Molly has gone to jail

[Weasel Mender]

I have been so very bad.
I made my master very mad
I just ate his favroite pillow.
Why is he not being mellow?

He does not want me on his chair,
He does not want me in his hair,
He does not want me in his face,
He does not want me any place.

If I eat another shoe.
He will beat me black and blue,
If I eat another hat,
He will beat me with a bat.

If I eat another couch,
He will make me holler ouch,
If I eat another chair,
He will pull out my all hair.

I also have a nasty habit
of barking at the friendly rabits.
He does not want me on his lap
when he wants to take a nap.

If I eat another book,
He will hang me from hook.
If I shread another sporran and its belt
He will shave me to the pelt.

If I give any lip
He will beat me with a whip
He just took me by the tail.
and threw me into doggie jail!

Molly is a 3 year old lab her current score is 1 leather couch cushion, the arm of a leather chair, 1 leather sporran, 17 pairs of my wifes and my shoes, 2hats, and at least 15 books.

She is sitting beside me in a wire kennel (doggie jail) where she will be spending quite a while considering her misdeeds.

Yes she DOES know better because she sneaks things into the yard or garage to destroy them

Weasel