I've been wanting to ask this question for quite some time

[macwilkin]

In his book" Bugles and a Tiger", John Masters informed us that " the Kilt is an unrivaled garment for fornication and diarrea". The "Simian Squat" should take care of any bowel problem and using a toilet rather than a urinal to micturate should take care of the other problem.:crap:oop:

Actually, the quote from Masters is from a Colonel that advised the young subaltern to join a Highland regiment, as "the kilt is an unrivaled garment for fornication and diarrhea."



T.