Honestly...I've never understood the fascination with "what's under your kilt".
Is it appropriate to approach a lady in a skirt and ask her if she's wearing any panties?
Can a man not go commando in a pair of shorts just as easily?

I saw a T-shirt once and wish now I had bought it that said:

Yes I'm Scottish
No I don't play the bagpipes
Yes I've eaten Haggis
Yes the kilt is comfortable
None of your business

It made me laugh because it seems to hit the top 5 questions.
BTW...if you know where I can get this T-shirt.... please let me know. I cannae find it again.