Sad: wake up with a really bad head ache, empty bottles all around and empty pizza boxes....

Sadder: wake up with a really bad head ache, empty bottles all around and empty pizza boxes in ..........some one elses house...who you don't know.

Saddest: wake up with a really bad head ache, empty bottles all around and empty pizza boxes... in a cornfield in Iowa, 200 yards off the road with an Iowa State trooper knocking on the window............