Sad & Sadder

[jgcunningham]

Sad: wake up with a really bad head ache, empty bottles all around and empty pizza boxes....

Sadder: wake up with a really bad head ache, empty bottles all around and empty pizza boxes in ..........some one elses house...who you don't know.

Saddest: wake up with a really bad head ache, empty bottles all around and empty pizza boxes... in a cornfield in Iowa, 200 yards off the road with an Iowa State trooper knocking on the window............

And then the trooper says, "Sir, can you put some clothes on? And the lady too?"

[Catdad]

And then the trooper says, "Sir, can you put some clothes on? And the lady too?"

And then you think to yourself, "What lady?" Before you turn around to check...