Pardon my levity. I have been viewing the culture wars over on the thread discussing Prince Edward's visit to Greenville, SC. I recently spotted this item on eBay and have decided it is probably too small for me:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...%3DI%26otn%3D2

Do not forget, the dollar is kicking the pound at the moment...