A Halloween Ghost Joke

[Bill aka Mole]

The paranormal researcher started his lecture with the following statement: If you have ever heard a ghost, please raise your hand. About a third of the room raised a hand.

Next came: If you have ever seen a ghost, again, please raise a hand. About a quarter of the room raised a hand.

Then came: If you have ever touched a ghost, please raise a hand. Five people raised their hands.

Finally came: If you have ever had sex with a ghost, please raise your hand. Only old Angus in the back raised his hand.

The researcher asked for Angus to come down to the stage and after quite a few moments, old Angus arrived on the stage. The researcher looked at Angus and asked: You've had sex with a ghost?

I ghoost? O aye thot ye sed goats.

(Told to me when I was about 7 when my parents had a Halloween party with their Scottish frineds at the house.)