Here's what happened.

I make the scalding hot oatmeal with a bit of kosher salt, a little more than it needs, then I throw a couple of dollops of yogurt in to cool it down. stirring, stirring, and I taste it.

Pretty good, so I squirt a little lemon in there; I did not add any milk. stir it, stir it, and taste.

It's pretty good, but it reminds me of something...

I grab the salsa and plop a couple of spoonfuls in; stir, stir, stir; it's pretty thick at this point.

I could roll this in a corn tortilla with some black beans, and it would be perfect.