Quote Originally Posted by RockyR View Post
A slight tangent, but my favorite quote attributed to Churchill:

Woman [to Churchill]: Sir, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your drink.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
Or the conversation with a young actress:

Actress: Sir, we should have children together. With your brains and my looks, how wonderful they would be!

Churchill: But Madam, think if it were the reverse!