Last night I placed an order with J. Higgins for...ok...everybody take your seats, swallow your coffee/tea/scotch, take a deep breath...ok...are we ready...WHITE HOSE!!! I'm so ashamed. I had promised myself NEVER, EVER, EVER.

The rest of the story...I'm marching in a parade on the fourth of July with my post of the Scottish-American Military Society and the specified uniform is white spats and white hose!! Ugh!!! What're ya gonna do??? If they're wearing spats anyways, maybe I can convince them all to buy diced hose tops before I leave California!!