Now you're in my territory. 
To wear a fly plaid, you need a strong-clasped brooch and something that weighs a few ounces (like a flask) to go in your inside jacket pocket. Take one corner of the fly plaid, pleat it so that it's about 3 inches wide, then stab the clasp of your brooch through enough layers of the pleats so that they won't come undone*, and pin it to the left shoulder of your jacket. Put the weight in your left inside jacket pocket (to counterbalance the weight of the plaid) and head off down the road. 
*You can machine- or hand-stitch across the pleats to hold them together, then you can run the clasp bar of the brooch through just one or two layers of fabric instead of a whole bunch of them.
--dbh
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