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    Beer drinking turns you female

    A friend recently sent me this in an email :-

    <>_<>Beerology <>_<>

    This indeed is worrisome

    Beer contains female hormones.

    Last month, VeeCee published that Sydney University and CSIRO scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

    Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.



    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally.
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.


    No further testing was considered necessary



    Oops now I know why I've got "man boobs" it's nothing to do with age ...

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    Oh, this isn't good. This isn't good at all...


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    Soooo, okaaay, this means if I stay off the beer and keep to gin, port, sherry, whisky, cider, wine, vodka-----I should be alright, er, safe, ummm well, in the context of this thread anyway?
    " Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the adherence of idle minds and minor tyrants". Field Marshal Lord Slim.

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    Whisky makes you frisky, Gin makes you sin, Sherry makes you merry, Beer makes you female. It doesn't work does it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PEEDYC View Post
    Whisky makes you frisky, Gin makes you sin, Sherry makes you merry, Beer makes you female. It doesn't work does it?
    -----and brandy makes you r-- ,oh never mind!
    " Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the adherence of idle minds and minor tyrants". Field Marshal Lord Slim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jock Scot View Post
    -----and brandy makes you r-- ,oh never mind!
    HA!



    Sambuca makes you puke-a?
    Have fun and throw far. In that order, too. - o1d_dude

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    Well I'll be lady then. I LOVE BEER. Come to think of it I am growing boobs.

    I wonder what Tequilla does?!?
    Let YOUR utterance be always with graciousness, seasoned with salt, so as to know how you ought to give an answer to each one.
    Colossians 4:6

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    Tequila makes your clothes fall off

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    Yup, I used to be "Bill"!
    ;)

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    Tequila also makes you give back stuff you didn't even steal!

    I had to dial back on the beer, as it was making me look like that keg it comes in....

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