Beer Drinking Men Beware!!!

**Big Dave** · 7th November 06, 07:17 PM

(I didn't write this, I found this on MySpace and had to post it )

Body: Beer contains female hormones
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

* Argued over nothing

* Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

* Gained weight.

* Talked excessively without making sense.

* Became overly emotional.

* Couldn't drive.

* Failed to think rationally.

* Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

**keepoffgrass** · 7th November 06, 07:53 PM

lmao! sounds about right

**cloves** · 7th November 06, 08:07 PM

but i've also observerved that.....too much beer can make women into men....

i know quite a few ladies whom after having imbibed a few tend to:

* belch loudly

* pick fights with people

* get really er...randy

* urinate in public

* swear like truckers