Great Kilt... which end is up?

[Grizzly]

Ok, so I'm planning on picking up 5 yards of double width Buchanan hunting tartan. I want a great kilt for, er...ahem, "roleplaying" with the wife (married life is awesome).

I see you partake in the extreme version of Charades in your house. Go for it, doesnt sound like it will stay on long anyway.