You know you wear your kilt a lot when....

[Nighthawk]

You know you wear your kilt a lot when you have no more pants. Donated my last 3 pairs of pants to the local Good Will 3 years ago.

I have one pair of ratty old jeans, and one pair of nice trousers- which I haven't worn in years. I wear my jeans when I'm working on the car or decorating the house.