Two yank draftees, WWI

[ohiopiper]

Pinned down by the Germans, two Iowa farmboys, drafted into the war, hear a wailing noise coming from behind them. Peeking over the trenches, Willy takes a look and comes down slack jawed.
"What is it?" Johnny asks.
"Don't know" replies Willy, "you look for yourself".

"What the... they're too ugly to be women, but they're wearing skirts!"

"Must be that Middlesex regiment they talked about."

Okay, so it was a groaner. You can smack me later.

[Bill aka Mole]

Snickers: Not just a candy bar today.

[macwilkin]

Pinned down by the Germans, two Iowa farmboys, drafted into the war, hear a wailing noise coming from behind them. Peeking over the trenches, Willy takes a look and comes down slack jawed.
"What is it?" Johnny asks.
"Don't know" replies Willy, "you look for yourself".

"What the... they're too ugly to be women, but they're wearing skirts!"

"Must be that Middlesex regiment they talked about."

Okay, so it was a groaner. You can smack me later.

Nah...those were Missouri boys. <grin>

Todd

[Deirachel]

Yeah, us Iowa Farm boys are a bit more worldly...

[macwilkin]

Yeah, us Iowa Farm boys are a bit more worldly...

My Iowa family (6 generations back to statehood) were anyway.

T.

[James Hood]

If they'd been in a bar with a couple Chicago boys with a few pints in them, the kilties mighta been asked for a date.