Y'all folks are like a disease!

[Gryphon noir]

I've only been here a little while and I have already contracted a serious case of jonesing. I am very close to sealing a deal on a kilt. I have contacted artificer about a sporran. Made an order from both stillwater and Rocky. I am getting visions of a mackie bonnet in my near future. I've made a couple inquiries into custom clan badges as well as to another sporran maker. I'm a very sick man!

I tell you, there isn't a 12-step program for kilt wearers, because we all enjoy our addiction. You will have to live with your condition. After you have gone through your initial phase of trying out various types of kilt, you will start to settle on what you like, sell a bunch of kilts (I admit, I have become a pusher) thus allowing others to become addicted without spending a lot of money.
I'm now moving into the next phase. I have designed my own tartan and had it woven, and now I'm looking at replacing perfectly good kilts with the specific styles I like, and even considering custom weaves.
Others get into actually making kilts; still others can't keep themselves from creating sporrans, bonnets and even sgian dubhs.

Abandon all hope of normalicy, brother, we're doomed to nonconformity.

FREEDOM!

[Livingston]

I tell you, there isn't a 12-step program for kilt wearers, because we all enjoy our addiction. You will have to live with your condition. After you have gone through your initial phase of trying out various types of kilt, you will start to settle on what you like, sell a bunch of kilts (I admit, I have become a pusher) thus allowing others to become addicted without spending a lot of money.
I'm now moving into the next phase. I have designed my own tartan and had it woven, and now I'm looking at replacing perfectly good kilts with the specific styles I like, and even considering custom weaves.
Others get into actually making kilts; still others can't keep themselves from creating sporrans, bonnets and even sgian dubhs.

Abandon all hope of normalicy, brother, we're doomed to nonconformity.

FREEDOM!

Ahhh, but there is...

We do have help for you with your kilt addiction in our 12 step program:

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.