Re: Please tell me if I'm being told lies by my bad bf......

Originally Posted by
Guinness>water
1) If my wife were to wear one, I would ask her to refer to it as a kilted skirt.
2) Wear it traditionally? Absolutely! Freeeeeedom!!!!!!
3) I would recommend leaving the sporran to your feller. I think sporrans look horrible on ladies. Just my opinion though.
All I can say is, "Ditto."
If you haven't yet noticed, women and men almost always have a much greater diference between the measure of the circumference of the waist and the measure of the hips. Men often have only a very few inches difference, but it's not unusual for women to have 10 inches or even more. That means that the fell of a true kilt tends to make a lady's shape appear, je ne sais quoi, odd! Yes, a woman can wear a kilt, but a kilted skirt looks much better on the female frame. Of course, you can make the fell fit the more generous hips of a woman, but the effect really looks odd because the sett cannot be maintained.
I don't want my wife to wear a kilt unless she takes up the bagpipes and marches in a band (in which case a kilt would be appropriate). But I am for a kilted, i.e., pleated wrap skirt. Vive la difference! A skirt shows her shapeliness; a kilt would mask it. For similar reasons, I wouldn't want my wife wearing one of my business suits, it's just not cut for a woman's figure.
And a sporran if totally unnecessary for a lady. A sporran-like puse would be nice, but I wouldn't wear it around my waist if I were you. Tends to detract from the figure I mentioned earlier. 
Going regimental is alays a personal choice whether kilted or no, and it is best left to you to decide. I can understand his urging you to do so, but it has little to do with requirements of being kilted.
Jim Killman
Writer, Philosopher, Teacher of English and Math, Soldier of Fortune, Bon Vivant, Heart Transplant Recipient, Knight of St. Andrew (among other knighthoods)
Freedom is not free, but the US Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
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