Tyger's New Ryan Ross Bonnet

[tyger]

^^^
What Mark said, far better than I could! He, after all, has more than twice as much experience as I do at being a Southerner.

And of course, David is quite correct, also, and none of us would expect anything less.

I just love it when I am right! And all of us are right!

Wait a minute there, Ryan. When you say that I have more than twice as much experience, are you talking about my weight? You sly ole rascal! Yep, I love country ham and biscuits. And, molasses. And that reminds me, when I go to church pancake suppers, I pack my own:

This stuff is good:



But I have an APB out on my favorite:



Nah! Wait a minute. It just occurred to me: Ryan isn't talking about my weight. He is talking about my AGE! Durn treachery. Just simply treachery.

[rlloyd]

That rabbit sure is a dapper fellow.

[sydnie7]

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But I have an APB out on my favorite:
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If UPS can find the Forge, you can order it from an Amazon vendor.

And my apologies for any perceived slights in previous posts. We, like our cousins in the UK, are often separated by a common language. But my daddy was born in east Texas, got moved to California when his daddy came out to work the oil fields, so we are not so far removed.

[Ryan Ross]

LOL... Mark, you're a character of the highest order!

And no worries, Sydnie- We're just a bunch of goofs... don't pay any attention.

[tyger]

If UPS can find the Forge, you can order it from an Amazon vendor.

And my apologies for any perceived slights in previous posts. We, like our cousins in the UK, are often separated by a common language. But my daddy was born in east Texas, got moved to California when his daddy came out to work the oil fields, so we are not so far removed.

Are you kidding? No aplogies are needed here! All of this is in pure T absolute fun and joy. Trust me on that. You can be one of us even if you are on the "Left Coast." Heck, it wasn't your doing! hehehehehe

Nah, UPS and FedEX and USPO are lost when it comes to Tyger Forge. Or, maybe, the Tyger Forge is lost. Even old Harrison Ford doesn't know where it is.

[tyger]

That rabbit sure is a dapper fellow.

Indeed, Brer Rabbit is sassy!

He can always be found around the square in Eatonton (just a little south of Tyger Forge, or sometimes he can be found in a few other places.

[piperdbh]

David... have you ever grown a beard? Seems like you could come up with a good one.

Twicet, as my Daddy says. I didn't like it either time, and neither did the Mrs.

How d'y'all feel about naming Sydnie an ornery... oops, I mean honorary... One of Us? My sister-in-law's cousin lives in San Mateo, and that's not too far from San Diego. Why, we're practically cousins already. And her Daddy was from Texas, and I bought a horse blanket in Amarillo one time.
I vote she's in.
Mark?
Ryan?

By the way, rlloyd lives near Erwin, TN, and that's where my Uncle Dewey lived 'til he died. How you like them apples?

[piperdbh]

This stuff is good:

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No, it ain't, neither. Blackstrap is only fit for patching the public road. You need some real sorghum molasses. I'll send you a jar along with you-know-what.

[tyger]

Blackstrap is only fit for patching the public road. You need some real sorghum molasses..

Them is pure T fightin' words! "Molasses is the cats a$$e$", I always say.

Let me tell you: when I was a kid we fed some old cane squeezins' to the beef cattle that we raised. It smelled soooooo good. Well, I sampled it from time to time and I weren't EVER good. I dont' know, but those beefs sure liked it!

I will take those sweet unsulfured molasses every day- they are so ROBUST. And, folks at the church leave my stuff alone.

But I won't turn down some fine cane. I am not that dumb!

[Ryan Ross]

Good thinking, David. I'll vote Yes, for the honorary induction.

...my uncle lives in San Fran, and that's in the same state, after all!