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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    this joke dont work in Europe, where we know what to do with the last e in coupe.

    Daft Wullie, ye do hae the brains o’ a beetle, an’ I’ll fight any scunner who says different!

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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Yeah?

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


    'Cause he was dead.
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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Quote Originally Posted by LitTrog View Post
    Yeah?

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


    'Cause he was dead.
    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

    'Cause he was also dead.

    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

    ...wait for it...




    ...wait for it...


    Peer pressure!!
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    this joke dont work in Europe, where we know what to do with the last e in coupe.
    But apparently you don't know what to do with "don't" and "doesn't"

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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Quote Originally Posted by gpmeakin View Post
    But apparently you don't know what to do with "don't" and "doesn't"
    sumtimes i be laZ

    Daft Wullie, ye do hae the brains o’ a beetle, an’ I’ll fight any scunner who says different!

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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    My son's contribution:

    What's invisible and smells like bananas?
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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Quote Originally Posted by LitTrog View Post
    My son's contribution:

    What's invisible and smells like bananas?
    an invisible banana?

    Daft Wullie, ye do hae the brains o’ a beetle, an’ I’ll fight any scunner who says different!

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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    an invisible banana?


    I almost like that answer better!
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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Quote Originally Posted by LitTrog View Post
    My son's contribution:

    What's invisible and smells like bananas?
    Monkey farts!!
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Mister McGoo

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