this joke dont work in Europe, where we know what to do with the last e in coupe.
Daft Wullie, ye do hae the brains o’ a beetle, an’ I’ll fight any scunner who says different!
Yeah? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 'Cause he was dead.
Mister McGoo A Kilted Lebowski--Taking it easy so you don't have to.
Originally Posted by LitTrog Yeah? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 'Cause he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? 'Cause he was also dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? ...wait for it... ...wait for it... Peer pressure!!
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
Originally Posted by Tony this joke dont work in Europe, where we know what to do with the last e in coupe. But apparently you don't know what to do with "don't" and "doesn't"
Originally Posted by gpmeakin But apparently you don't know what to do with "don't" and "doesn't" sumtimes i be laZ
My son's contribution: What's invisible and smells like bananas?
Originally Posted by LitTrog My son's contribution: What's invisible and smells like bananas? an invisible banana?
Originally Posted by Tony an invisible banana? I almost like that answer better!
Originally Posted by LitTrog My son's contribution: What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts!!
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