National Tartan Day at NSA

**Geoff Withnell** · 26th March 12, 03:12 AM

I just realized I will have new answers to "the question".
"That's classified, you aren't cleared for that information."

"I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you!"

By the way, this isn't a new "holiday", I just got it onto the agency calendar.

**FatherWilliam57** · 7th April 12, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by Geoff Withnell

I just realized I will have new answers to "the question".
"That's classified, you aren't cleared for that information."

"I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you!"

By the way, this isn't a new "holiday", I just got it onto the agency calendar.

And don't forget the ever popular: "That information is strictly on a need to know basis."