Wearing trousers (as opposed to a kilt) on a hot summer day is like: a) Drinking Bud Lite in England b) Farting in church c) Pouring ketchup in your soup d) Spending money on a pet rock Which answer do you choose?
How 'bout "it's like kissing your sister through a screen door"? Jamie
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is like... wearing a damp diaper. is like... sitting in poison ivey. is like... wearing a wet suit with sand in it.
is like....being trapped between two parked cars from the waist down. is like.....having a rabbit trap firmly clamped around your.... is like....being stuck in quicksand up to the waist.
Riding naked on a bald horse... Smoking through your lower hole... A day without sunshine (Thanks to Anita Bryant).
Arise. Kill. Eat.
is like...a pain in the ________ (fill in the Blank) is like...something that I do not want to experience ever again. Glen
Glen McGuire A Life Lived in Fear, Is a Life Half Lived.
...feeling like your privates are squashed and on fire.
I gather then that we don't like trousers here? (ain't I clever?)
Originally Posted by Graham I gather then that we don't like trousers here? (ain't I clever?) well.......on a hot day, certainly. -Come jan./feb. trousers can prove quite functional. In our deep winter temperatures, they may be preferable to kilts in some circumstances. Unless of course you want to start considering possibilities involving green tights!
Farting in a spacesuit.... And uncomfortable as Kissing Granny goodnight and she sticks her tounge in
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