Wearing trousers is like...

**philbo** · 5th June 04, 02:21 PM

Wearing trousers (as opposed to a kilt) on a hot summer day is like:

a) Drinking Bud Lite in England
b) Farting in church
c) Pouring ketchup in your soup
d) Spending money on a pet rock

Which answer do you choose?

**bikercelt1** · 5th June 04, 02:24 PM

How 'bout "it's like kissing your sister through a screen door"?

Jamie

**Blu (Ontario)** · 5th June 04, 02:45 PM

is like... wearing a damp diaper.

is like... sitting in poison ivey.

is like... wearing a wet suit with sand in it.

**Graham** · 5th June 04, 05:11 PM

is like....being trapped between two parked cars from the waist down.

is like.....having a rabbit trap firmly clamped around your....

is like....being stuck in quicksand up to the waist.

**Jimmy Carbomb** · 5th June 04, 05:14 PM

Riding naked on a bald horse...

Smoking through your lower hole...

A day without sunshine (Thanks to Anita Bryant).

**GMan** · 5th June 04, 05:39 PM

is like...a pain in the ________ (fill in the Blank)

is like...something that I do not want to experience ever again.

Glen

**Kilted_John** · 5th June 04, 08:20 PM

...feeling like your privates are squashed and on fire.

**Graham** · 5th June 04, 08:52 PM

I gather then that we don't like trousers here? (ain't I clever?)

**Blu (Ontario)** · 6th June 04, 12:49 AM

Originally Posted by Graham

I gather then that we don't like trousers here? (ain't I clever?)

well.......on a hot day, certainly.

-Come jan./feb. trousers can prove quite functional. In our deep winter temperatures, they may be preferable to kilts in some circumstances. Unless of course you want to start considering possibilities involving green tights!