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 Originally Posted by jhockin
( this was new to me, tho likely very old)
Malcolm, Murdo and Callum were sitting in a bar discussing the words they would like to hear spoken over their coffins at their wakes. Malcolm says, "I would like them to say 'He was a wonderful family man - he always supported his wife and kids, and they never wanted for anything'". Murdo nods and says, "That's lovely Malcolm. But I would like to hear them say, 'He was a great man in the community - he undertook a lot of projects to make his community a better place.'" Callum thinks for a moment and then says, "That's very nice, Murdo. But I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'"
I would never wish to hear that last one... after an embalming that can only mean Zombie!
Death before Dishonor -- Nothing before Coffee
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione
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Originally Posted by Deirachel
I would never wish to hear that last one... after an embalming that can only mean Zombie!
What he said 
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10th June 12, 08:15 PM
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Not that it matters...but anyone know the difference in an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
These days, be a lot of irritated folks that would say "He didn't post on the facebook he was going to die today!"
I can only hope they say at mine..."That's one fine casket-did he make it himself?"
A pitchfork is a polearm too!
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12th June 12, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark E.
Not that it matters...but anyone know the difference in an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
Indeed....One less drunk, I've been to plenty of Irish wakes.
Member of SAMS Post 75 Minutemen
"The old packs come together,Ties that fear cannot sever,Endeavour in pride to stand, In the Wolf Land, forever" -Bona Na Croin
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28th June 12, 10:16 PM
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Si Deus, quis contra? Spence and Brown on my mother's side, Johnston from my father, proud member of Clan MacDuff!
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29th June 12, 07:36 AM
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"He died the way he wanted...96 years old and shot by a jealous husband!"
The Rev. William B. Henry, Jr.
"With Your Shield or On It!"
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29th June 12, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Deirachel
I would never wish to hear that last one... after an embalming that can only mean Zombie!
Now not only did the CDC issue an advisory on zombies, but if you look up zombie crabs... Well no, you might feel safer if you dont...
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25th September 12, 05:15 PM
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May he rest in pea...... Sniff sniff OMG IM GONNA BARF HE JUST FARTED!
Robert B.
Sapious Exertus, Semper Fidelis, Fratur Infinitus! ( often tested, Always Faithful, Brothers forever)
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