Curing Testicular Claustrophobia

**Chas** · 23rd July 12, 11:19 AM

Well, Ron - Nobel Prize heading your way.

Medicine or Peace?

Regards

Chas

**LitTrog** · 23rd July 12, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Chas

Well, Ron - Nobel Prize heading your way.

Medicine or Peace?

Regards

Chas

Definitely Piece Prize.

If we're taking issue with "parole," my prefrence would be "furlough." The period of leave granted a soldier. Or "unfurllow"

**cruiser348** · 23rd July 12, 12:14 PM

I can picture the t-shirts now, "Ask me how to alleviate your depression through the curing of testicular claustrophobia" on the front and "PARDON YOUR MANHOOD" in bold across the back.

**rondo** · 23rd July 12, 12:25 PM

Well, How about "Free Willy"? Seems fitting to me.
Rondo

**Riverkilt** · 23rd July 12, 12:49 PM

You guys crack me up!!

So far, like FREE YOUR MANHOOD best....pardon your manhood is good, but it can be read wrong....now if I can just find that picture of the Kangaroo with his testicles hanging low...would be a great mascot...visions of a kilted kangaroo with his testicles hanging just below the hem of the kilt....

**cruiser348** · 23rd July 12, 01:32 PM

I was recently sent a joke e-mail that contained a picture with a squirrel guarding his oversized nuts. That could present a secondary option for your mascot.

**Dale-of-Cedars** · 23rd July 12, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by cruiser348

I was recently sent a joke e-mail that contained a picture with a squirrel guarding his oversized nuts. That could present a secondary option for your mascot.

This squirrel is already the mascot of Fark.com...

**LitTrog** · 24th July 12, 05:40 AM

Originally Posted by cruiser348

I was recently sent a joke e-mail that contained a picture with a squirrel guarding his oversized nuts. That could present a secondary option for your mascot.

Is this what you're talking about?

A gift from my wife--not sure if she's helping ensure my procreative viability or issuing a dire warning. Either way, it's sound advice.